• Samuel Jacobs

Jim Bakker selling special lead cure as a miracle healer for Coronavirus.

In the past lead has been a problem for health, but it all depends how fast it's administered.

Former leader of the PTL club Jim Bakker continues to dole out religious salvation, this time with a miracle lead cure, Jesus bullets. Bakker, who was disgraced in the 80's for cheating on his wife Tammy-Faye, who eventually died from a cancer, that he himself couldn't cure, is now back in the saddle selling salvation.

" Take one of these babies before you go to bed, and you'll wake up in heaven." Said Jim Bakker.

The cure all comes in different doses, .22, .44, .357 and 9mm, and you only need one dose. This certainly eats into his profit, because there is no repeat business.


#satire #religimarole #atheist #secular #jimbakker #coronavirus


TOP POSTS
bannerVitls.jpg
Subscribe to Site

Help the cause. 

Photos by Freepik.com / Pexels.com / Pixabay.com / Freeimages.com  

Terms of Use Privacy Policy

Copyright 2020, All Rights Reserved. The Pray is a parody blog and is not recommended for people under the age 18. 17 U.S.C. § 107

Do you have an idea for a story? Email me at religimarole@gmail.com

Proud Member of Atheism United