FDA: Eucharist must have two food labels. Vegans are revolting.
The Food and Drug administration has come down hard on the Catholic Church for not having the nutritional information on the communion wafers. In this area, there is no such thing as religious exception. All food must have nutritional information label on it, else it is in violation of FDA Law. "This is a confusing subject," said Gary Kessell, administrator for the FDA, "because there are two different nutritional values for the Eucharist, depending on where you are in the co
BREAKING: God kills Satan. Religion is finally over. You can all go home.
God, distracted for a couple of millennia finally remembers to kill Satan. Now he is planning something new for everyone. For several millennia, there has been a raging war in the heavens, good vs evil, light vs dark, but in the end, God has finally struck the final blow and has killed Satan, and everything that people have been following religion for, is now over. "That's it, you can all go home." said God standing over a dead Lucifer. "He's dead. There's nothing more to see
Jim Bakker selling special lead cure as a miracle healer for Coronavirus.
In the past lead has been a problem for health, but it all depends how fast it's administered. Former leader of the PTL club Jim Bakker continues to dole out religious salvation, this time with a miracle lead cure, Jesus bullets. Bakker, who was disgraced in the 80's for cheating on his wife Tammy-Faye, who eventually died from a cancer, that he himself couldn't cure, is now back in the saddle selling salvation. " Take one of these babies before you go to bed, and you'll wake