Samuel JacobsMar 211 min1400 year-old Altar boy found with Pope Vigilius' penis still inside of him.Already a Pope of great controversy, It wasn't proven that Vigilius was indeed a pedophile until the archeological team from Rome University dug up the remai...
Samuel JacobsMar 191 minVirus-infected homeless guy mistaken for the second coming of Christ. With the coronavirus mutating and the world becoming a barren wasteland, Christians are still hopeful that the second coming of Christ is upon us. So they lo...
Samuel JacobsMar 191 minChrist put back into schools, became educated, dumps religion for science.After years of Evangelical protest, Jesus Christ was put back in school to finish his GED, Jesus Christ, after a couple of millennia of not getting his high ...
Samuel JacobsMar 171 minFOUND: The 2000 year-old copy of Photoshop that turned Christ caucasian.The copy of photoshop that the ancient Christians used to make Jesus Christ caucasian was found in a cave near Jerusalem. Jerusalem, Israel. Archeologists ha...
Samuel JacobsMar 22 minFour year-old atheist sent to room for too much critical thinking.When a four-year old asked questions that his theist parents couldn't answer, he was sent to his room without dinner. Harland Jessop, is one plucky little fo...
