Heaven now able to contract for your soul after admitting its first lawyer. Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well, h...
Muslims mistake SD Comic Con as heaven due to abundance of virgins. For the last few years Muslims have making a pilgrimage to the San Diego comic con because they keep mistaking it for Jannah, the level o...
Christian sacrifices soul to be able to misinform people on the internet.In an egregious violation of one of the ten commandments, A Christian has sacrificed their soul to Satan so they can purposely spread mis...
BREAKING: Angered Zeus, shows his wrath on Christ the Redeemer.Zeus has been angered because Christians are making a mockery of his creation. Threatens apocalypse. Mt. Olympus. Zeus was in full-form t...
STUDY: The Bible is consistently the most disgusting thing in hotel rooms. A study of over 1000 hotel rooms to find out what the most disgusting thing in the room was and the bible wins hands down in every case. ...
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...
