Rev. Jim Bakker: Vaccines will cause evolution in unborn fetuses.
Now that the USA is getting vaccinated, there are still anti-vaxxers, naysayers and people upset that the attention is off of them are vocal against getting the vaccine.. Branson, MO. The evangelical right are getting all in a tizzy because someone has decided to postpone end times by inventing a vaccine to the Pandemic that could wipe out most of the population, and wanting the spotlight the most is disgraced televangelist, and guy who got his look from a grade school Vice-
BREAKING: Jesus returns, gets COVID, quarantined for another 2000 years.
All that praying Christians did to bring Jesus back, to help with the coronavirus, was for naught. Jesus ended up getting it and spreading it faster than anyone could imagine. Houston, TX. After a considerable amount of praying, Christians finally hear back from their lord Jesus Christ. He decided to come back to help those suffering from the coronavirus, the same way he did when he brought everyone fish and wine and the thing with the lepers and stuff. I think there was brea
Lack of church is leading to critical thinking; Christians are revolting.
The church closures during the quarantine are now causing those who attend to lift their heads out of the religious fog and to start to think for themselves. With all the church closures around the world, it is causing those who normally would attend to have to make decisions for themselves. Sure, a lot of them are staging protests where they spread the virus further, or are defying the closures and congregating anyway, and spreading the virus further, but there are a select
God punishes Christians for not leaving room for the holy spirit.
The death toll for Christians who aren't leaving room for the holy spirit during the pandemic continues to rise to terrifying levels. All those who haven't left enough room for the holy spirit are now being punished by God. The COVID-19 epidemic is a warning to all of those Christians who have ignored their pastor's advice in their teenage years that they should always leave room for the holy spirit during the church barn dance. "It's God's way of punishing people who don't l
Rise in devil activity due to idle hands during Blue State quarantines.
The devil activity has increased almost 2300% due to the quarantining of blue states. "Idle hands are the devil's playground." has never been more true than during this worldwide pandemic while everyone is quarantined. This is why the Red States refuse to isolate everyone during this global pandemic. It will just lead to increased devil work in the Republican states, and that is unacceptable. "We would rather see people contract the virus and die, than lay down to the devil."