Gilbert Pilz, Special Correspondent to Religimarole. Mother Teresa has not stopped helping those in need even after her death. The Catholic church's newest saint Mother Teresa continues to contribute to the well-being of society when it was discovered that a soup made from her bones is a miracle cure for COVID-19. "This couldn't come at a more crucial time." said a representative for the Catholic Church, "We are really taking a shit-kicking." The next step was to find a maste

Karen Dewberry of Wichita, KS has been voted the most intolerable person alive. After a lengthy process, the most despised person has been discovered in Wichita Kansas. Karen Dewberry has checked all the boxes for most despised person. She is a Born Again Christian, who vapes, cross fits and is a vegan. Three minutes in a room with Karen and you want to shoot yourself in the head. In a sample size of over 4 million people, each with 500 multiple choice questions about which a

With the coronavirus mutating and the world becoming a barren wasteland, Christians are still hopeful that the second coming of Christ is upon us. So they looked to Florida. FLORIDA. Amidst the quarantine, several faithful have found salvation in Jesus Christ. Well, according to locals, it's just a guy named Nathan, who looks like Jesus Christ, and is actually a homeless guy who lives under the overpass. He succumbed to COVID-19 three weeks ago, and he has just started moving

Normally thoughts and prayers are free for those suffering from some sort of tragedy, but due to churches selling out of them at the regular price, they have upped the cost to $79 For some reason people are panicking about what they should buy during the coronavirus epidemic, and you have people stockpiling toilet paper and hand sanitizer incase the virus comes for them. Some outlets have these items increase by tenfold, where a single jar of hand sanitizer is selling for as

The reason the coronavirus hasn't been cured yet, is because of a lack of thoughts and prayers that are available the general public. Birmingham, AL. You may remember Louis Marcus Dryer, the 6 year-old kid who had terminal cancer. His story made the news and thousands, if not millions of Christians got together to pray for his speedy recovery. Well it turns out that Louis Marcus Dryer is a bit of a shit, and he is hoarding all of the Christian thoughts and prayers through th