• Samuel Jacobs

God punishes Christians for not leaving room for the holy spirit.

The death toll for Christians who aren't leaving room for the holy spirit during the pandemic continues to rise to terrifying levels.

All those who haven't left enough room for the holy spirit are now being punished by God. The COVID-19 epidemic is a warning to all of those Christians who have ignored their pastor's advice in their teenage years that they should always leave room for the holy spirit during the church barn dance.

"It's God's way of punishing people who don't listen to him." said Pastor Jenkins. "You should be keeping your social distance during these hard times."

As for others who feel that they need to gather in churches and other places, this will make God upset. "God is everywhere. So he will certainly be between you and that other person you decide to keep at least 6 feet away for you."

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