Mary's father didn't realize her value after selling her to Joseph. Wants reparations.
Joachim, who sold his 14 year-old daughter Mary to the 90 Year old Joseph is demanding more camels because he didn't realize that she would give birth to the son of God. Bethlehem. Joachim, the father of Mary, is demanding reparations for his daughter because when he sold her to Joseph for 2 camels, he didn't realize that she would become the mother of Jesus, the saviour of mankind. "I feel like I got the wrong end of this deal." said Joachim. "I was selling a virgin who coul
Christians: "Ban Harry Potter 'devil books', pray on our book of magic instead."
Christian leaders still have a hard-on for the Harry Potter books calling them evil because they are full of magic, and want you to read their book of magic instead. In the United States and abroad, Christian leaders and followers have protested the sale of Harry Potter books because they are full of magic and wizardry, which they think is linked to the devil. Even though the characters in the book are using their magic to fight off evil, it doesn't matter, because that brand
BREAKING: Vatican stops atheist time-travel scheme to save Jesus.
For at least fifty years the science has had the ability to time travel, but the Catholic church has hid the technology to prevent atheists from traveling back in time to save Jesus. Is time travel possible? Yes, of course it is. And because of a single line of dialogue during Back to the Future where Doc Emmett suggests to a plucky Marty that they can do back to the past to witness the birth of Christ, atheists have been trying to travel back in time to save Christ from cruc
Talking donkey continues silent protest because atheists doubt ability.
Belaam's talking donkey from the bible still isn't talking, insulted at atheists doubting his ability to actually speak. Balaam, amazed that his donkey can now talk, Balaam took his donkey to nearby Judea to show the marketplace and try to earn some coin. This of course brought on naysayers and atheists demanding proof that indeed this donkey of Balaam's can talk. thoroughly insulted at the implications that he can't talk, the donkey decided to stage a silent protest until al
BREAKING: Devil practices fiddling skills, challenges all Georgians.
Ever since his defeat during the battle of the fiddles, the Devil has vowed for a rematch against Johnny, but has extended his invitation to all Georgians. PRELUDE: A disappointed Devil once arrived in Georgia, apparently "way behind" on stealing souls, when he comes upon a young man named Johnny who was playing a fiddle, and quite well. Out of desperation, the Devil, who claimed to also be a fiddle player, wagered a fiddle of gold against Johnny's soul to see who was the bet