If the crazy, fetish porn that you are watching now leaves you unsatisfied, then you should try the adult film industry's newest category, Biblically Accurate Porn. With no great surprise, the amount of fetish porn has increased exponentially throughout the years. People have been raw-dogging their way further and further into the down the fetish pipe-line and once upon a time, where simple Lesbian or Pizza Delivery Guy porn would hack it, now they look for more creative ways

For at least fifty years the science has had the ability to time travel, but the Catholic church has hid the technology to prevent atheists from traveling back in time to save Jesus. Is time travel possible? Yes, of course it is. And because of a single line of dialogue during Back to the Future where Doc Emmett suggests to a plucky Marty that they can do back to the past to witness the birth of Christ, atheists have been trying to travel back in time to save Christ from cruc

Belaam's talking donkey from the bible still isn't talking, insulted at atheists doubting his ability to actually speak. Balaam, amazed that his donkey can now talk, Balaam took his donkey to nearby Judea to show the marketplace and try to earn some coin. This of course brought on naysayers and atheists demanding proof that indeed this donkey of Balaam's can talk. thoroughly insulted at the implications that he can't talk, the donkey decided to stage a silent protest until al

Ever since his defeat during the battle of the fiddles, the Devil has vowed for a rematch against Johnny, but has extended his invitation to all Georgians. PRELUDE: A disappointed Devil once arrived in Georgia, apparently "way behind" on stealing souls, when he comes upon a young man named Johnny who was playing a fiddle, and quite well. Out of desperation, the Devil, who claimed to also be a fiddle player, wagered a fiddle of gold against Johnny's soul to see who was the bet

In a shocker in the animal community, the entire monkey subspecies has come out saying that they refuse to believe that they and Evangelicals share a common ancestor. San Diego Zoo, San Diego, CA. - The monkeys in the San Diego zoo, had their annual board meeting to discuss this year's monkey business, and in addition to flinging more poo, and eating more ticks out of each other's hair, they have come to the consensus that it is impossible for modern day Evangelical Christian