Jim Bakker stops swearing on the bible because it now burns.Due to recent shenanigans that Jim Bakker has participated in, he now cannot swear on the bible because it physically burns him. Jim Bakker rocketed to fame in the 80's with the PTL club and his affair with Jessica Hawn. He once considered himself a conduit of God, but that comes with rules and conditions. In recent news, Jim Bakker has been selling colloidal silver supplements, which he advertises as a panacea. In March 2020, the office of the Attorney General of New York or
Jim Bakker to boycott Bumble Ball for resembling the Coronavirus.Televangelist Jim Bakker had words for the Otis and Young Bumble Ball. Similar to Corona Beer and anything with the number 19, on the advice of a religious figure, Jim Bakker has called for the boycott the Otis and Young Bumble Ball because it bears an uncanny resemblance to the COVID 19 virus. "If you look at it, you can see that it is indeed the work of the devil." said Jim Bakker, "It's creating a new cache of demon children." Jim Bakker is convinced that the toy is indeed
Evolution proven true as Jim Bakker clearly evolved from pond scum.The evolution deniers are hemming and hawing at the latest proof that evolution is true. Darwin and other 19th-century biologists found compelling evidence for biological evolution in the comparative study of living organisms, in their geographic distribution, and in the fossil remains of extinct organisms. Since Darwin’s time, the evidence from these sources has become considerably stronger and more comprehensive, while biological disciplines that emerged more recently—genet
Jim Bakker selling special lead cure as a miracle healer for Coronavirus.In the past lead has been a problem for health, but it all depends how fast it's administered. Former leader of the PTL club Jim Bakker continues to dole out religious salvation, this time with a miracle lead cure, Jesus bullets. Bakker, who was disgraced in the 80's for cheating on his wife Tammy-Faye, who eventually died from a cancer, that he himself couldn't cure, is now back in the saddle selling salvation. " Take one of these babies before you go to bed, and you'll wake
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...
