• Samuel Jacobs

War on Christian Music: 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' should be changed to "In the Garden of Eden.

Christians are rallying against music that they deem unchristian.

Iron Butterfly: Don't let their Jesus-like images fool you. They are the devil incarnate.

In an attempt to mainstream Christianity, the Christian Unity National Tenement Society have decided to bring the fight to all things anti-Christian, and by anti-Christian, they are referring to everything that remotely vilifies Christianity in any way.

Their first order of business is to tackle the Devil laden music industry. Iron Butterfly‘s mega-hit In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is a perfect example on how there is an all out war on Christianity.

”It should be ‘in the garden of eden’, they are making fun of the creator.“ said Justice Franks, spokesperson for C.U.N.T.S..

Some of the other things they are fighting to change is the group posthumously from ‘Black Sabbath‘ to ‘Bless Sabbath’, Joan Osborne's: ‘What if God We’re One of Us' to ‘What if God were Worshiped more?’, John Lennon’s ‘Imagine‘ to ‘Stop Pretending‘


According to C.U.N.T.S., Jesus should be inspiration enough for any artist. To have movies like the Avengers which glorify false gods like Thor is ludicrous. It should have been Jesus running around, kicking bad-guy ass.


#satire #parody #religimarole #Ironbutterfly #Jesus

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