Before Jesus returned to the world, he decided to test his flock and participate in the widely-acclaimed television show Undercover Boss. Let's just say it didn't go well. It has been a while since Jesus has checked on his family business and when he left them 2000 some-odd years ago, when they seemed to be on the right track to become something really great. Little did he realize that it has have become a haven for greed, depravity, and of course, sin. Several employees has

When a helium truck stuck a transport carrying blow-up sex dolls on the 405 today, the resulting aftermath caused Evangelical Christians to think it was the rapture. Tallahassee, FL. Disaster struck when a helium truck, delivering precious helium to Dollartree's around the state for people to use during their children's birthday parties, crashed into a truck delivering inflatable sex dolls to Governor DeSantis' house. The resulting crash caused the sex dolls to fill with the

Which would explain Judas' sudden change of heart by betraying Jesus. His actions were criminal and had left Judas with a sizeable bill, not including tip. JERUSALEM. Finally the mystery is solved as to why Judas betrayed Jesus during the last supper. It turns out that Jesus had skipped out on paying his portion of the meal and left Judas with a hefty bill at the Moshé Kosher Deli and Fish restaurant. "We would have covered him, if he told us that he didn't have any money." J

When Aisha bint Abu Bakr, complained about their living conditions, she was called an Islamophobe by Muhammed's tenth wife, Ramla bint Abi Sufyan. The only thing that you have to remember is that when you have eleven wives, complaining will only relegate you down the list and leave you doing menial chores like washing the livestock, or servicing last. This is what Ramla bint Abi Sufyan had in mind when she spoke out against Aisha bint Abu Bakr. "She thinks she's all special b

Joachim, who sold his 14 year-old daughter Mary to the 90 Year old Joseph is demanding more camels because he didn't realize that she would give birth to the son of God. Bethlehem. Joachim, the father of Mary, is demanding reparations for his daughter because when he sold her to Joseph for 2 camels, he didn't realize that she would become the mother of Jesus, the saviour of mankind. "I feel like I got the wrong end of this deal." said Joachim. "I was selling a virgin who coul