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Jewish Scholars create new holiday observing 6 weeks without a holiday.
In an effort to maintain consistency with their holiday schedule, Jewish scholars have created a new holiday in November. It's no secret that Jews have a lot of holidays. It seems like there is one in every month of the year. "Not quite," says Jewish scholar Rebbe Shmule Mendelbrot. "Cheshvan (November) doesn't have one. So we created a new holiday in November called למה לא." Which roughly translates to, "Why not." The new holiday למה לא lasts for 24 hours starting at sundow


Cause an animal to go extinct at exclusive Ark themed restaurant.
Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis, has launched "The Ark Dining Experience" in Kentucky, a new and unique restaurant that only serves two dishes of any particular endangered species. Located in the Ark Encounter, Now you can experience what it is like to cause an animal to go extinct, just like in Noah's era by eating animals from the endangered species list. Since its launch in 2016, the Ark Encounter has hosted dozens of gullible Christians and skeptical non-Christians, but rec


Adult Film industry launches newest category: Biblically Accurate Porn.
If the crazy, fetish porn that you are watching now leaves you unsatisfied, then you should try the adult film industry's newest category, Biblically Accurate Porn. With no great surprise, the amount of fetish porn has increased exponentially throughout the years. People have been raw-dogging their way further and further into the down the fetish pipe-line and once upon a time, where simple Lesbian or Pizza Delivery Guy porn would hack it, now they look for more creative ways

BREAKING: Priest fails during Church's 'Undercover Boss' episode.
Before Jesus returned to the world, he decided to test his flock and participate in the widely-acclaimed television show Undercover Boss. Let's just say it didn't go well. It has been a while since Jesus has checked on his family business and when he left them 2000 some-odd years ago, when they seemed to be on the right track to become something really great. Little did he realize that it has have become a haven for greed, depravity, and of course, sin. Several employees has


Helium truck hits sex doll transport resulting in Christians thinking it's the rapture.
When a helium truck stuck a transport carrying blow-up sex dolls on the 405 today, the resulting aftermath caused Evangelical Christians to think it was the rapture. Tallahassee, FL. Disaster struck when a helium truck, delivering precious helium to Dollartree's around the state for people to use during their children's birthday parties, crashed into a truck delivering inflatable sex dolls to Governor DeSantis' house. The resulting crash caused the sex dolls to fill with the