BREAKING: Priest fails during Church's 'Undercover Boss' episode.
Before Jesus returned to the world, he decided to test his flock and participate in the widely-acclaimed television show Undercover Boss. Let's just say it didn't go well. It has been a while since Jesus has checked on his family business and when he left them 2000 some-odd years ago, when they seemed to be on the right track to become something really great. Little did he realize that it has have become a haven for greed, depravity, and of course, sin. Several employees has
Helium truck hits sex doll transport resulting in Christians thinking it's the rapture.
When a helium truck stuck a transport carrying blow-up sex dolls on the 405 today, the resulting aftermath caused Evangelical Christians to think it was the rapture. Tallahassee, FL. Disaster struck when a helium truck, delivering precious helium to Dollartree's around the state for people to use during their children's birthday parties, crashed into a truck delivering inflatable sex dolls to Governor DeSantis' house. The resulting crash caused the sex dolls to fill with the
BREAKING: During last supper, Jesus dined & dashed leaving bill on Judas
Which would explain Judas' sudden change of heart by betraying Jesus. His actions were criminal and had left Judas with a sizeable bill, not including tip. JERUSALEM. Finally the mystery is solved as to why Judas betrayed Jesus during the last supper. It turns out that Jesus had skipped out on paying his portion of the meal and left Judas with a hefty bill at the Moshé Kosher Deli and Fish restaurant. "We would have covered him, if he told us that he didn't have any money." J
Mary's father didn't realize her value after selling her to Joseph. Wants reparations.
Joachim, who sold his 14 year-old daughter Mary to the 90 Year old Joseph is demanding more camels because he didn't realize that she would give birth to the son of God. Bethlehem. Joachim, the father of Mary, is demanding reparations for his daughter because when he sold her to Joseph for 2 camels, he didn't realize that she would become the mother of Jesus, the saviour of mankind. "I feel like I got the wrong end of this deal." said Joachim. "I was selling a virgin who coul
Christianity must be true, why else would you give up an awesome god like Odin?
Sometimes we have to face facts, it may not be the news we like to hear, but Christianity must be real, because we would be stupid just to give up a God that promotes drinking, sex. Odin is a widely revered god in Germanic mythology. Norse mythology, the source of most surviving information about him, associates Odin with wisdom, healing, death, royalty, the gallows, knowledge, war, battle, victory, sorcery, poetry, frenzy, and the runic alphabet, and depicts him as the husba