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REPORT: Jesus’s dog died waiting for him at the end of his street to return.
Earlier this week, palaeontologists have found the remains of the dog Jesus owned, waiting for him to return home, when Jesus was alive in Jerusalem, . The dog collar that was found around his neck read, (translated from ancient Aramaic by Google Translate) "Ashem. If found return to Jesus, about 600 meters from Church of the Holy Sepulchre". Jesus' dog was named 'Ashem, which means 'guilt offering'. They suspect that the dog waited at the end of his driveway for Jesus to re
Muhammad Ali statue vandalized thinking it's of the Islamic prophet.
Some Christian decided to vandalize what they thought was the islamic prophet: A statue of Muhammad Ali. Defaced with the words 'Jesus Saves' and a crude drawing of Jesus on the crotch, the statue of Muhammed Ali was vandalized in the early morning thinking that it was indeed a statue of the Islamic Prophet Muhammed from his boxing days. "There was a sign underneath him that said he was the greatest." said vandal Cory Grendal, 'There is only one greatest, and that is the grea
Jesus' mother Mary speaks out: "My relationship with God was abusive."
In a tell-all book by Mary, the mother of Jesus, she reveals just how abusive and dismissive God was in their relationship. Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus confessed yesterday to the Religimarole staff that her relationship with God was an alcoholic-induced, physically abusive and controlling. "It all started when he knocked me up without my permission." said Mary in her exclusive to Religimarole. "I'm not going to say it was rape, because he is God and all, but it was rape
Disciples convincing Jesus he was messiah was a prank gone horribly wrong.
Tragedy strikes as twelve friends of Jesus of Nazareth convinced him that he was the next messiah, and that he would be resurrected if killed. It all went horribly wrong. Sometimes men can be cruel to each other for the sake of humour, and sometimes tragedy strikes, like it did when twelve friends of Jesus gaslighted and convinced him over a several years that he was the next saviour, and the son of God. "It was pretty easy actually. Everyone wanted to be a part of it." said
BREAKING: Jesus returns, gets COVID, quarantined for another 2000 years.
All that praying Christians did to bring Jesus back, to help with the coronavirus, was for naught. Jesus ended up getting it and spreading it faster than anyone could imagine. Houston, TX. After a considerable amount of praying, Christians finally hear back from their lord Jesus Christ. He decided to come back to help those suffering from the coronavirus, the same way he did when he brought everyone fish and wine and the thing with the lepers and stuff. I think there was brea
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