• Samuel Jacobs

Shocking Vatican Secrets! It takes 666 eucharists to make one whole Christ.

By the time you have received 666 eucharists during mass, you've consumed one whole Jesus. This will bring on revelations. What else is the Catholic Church hiding?

During the transubstantiation the host cracker is transformed into the body of Christ, but how much of Jesus is transformed? According to experts at the Vatican, it takes exactly 666 eucharists to make one whole Jesus Christ.

"We of course wanted to keep this a secret. It could ruin us." said the Vatican whistleblower. "But now that it is out, I'm a little relieved."

What does it all mean?

The number of the beast, also known as the devil's number in the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament, is associated with the Beast of Revelation in chapter 13, verse 18. In most manuscripts of the New Testament and in English translations of the Bible, the number of the beast is six hundred and sixty-six (666).


Does that mean Christ is also the anti-Christ?

Yes, yes it does according to Biblical scholars. "If you do the math, and follow the charts and dig in the right places, it all comes out the same. Christ is also the anti-Christ. It says so, right in the bible. You believe the bible, don't you?"


The next coming of Christ is supposed to bring about revelations and destroy the earth and all those who don't believe in him. Sounds like something the anti-Christ would do, don't you think?


Why hasn't there been a second coming and/or Revelations already?

If you receive communion every time you went to mass, it would take 12+ years to receive a whole Christ, and bring unto earth Revelations and the second coming of Christ.


This just means that people have not received 666 communions in a row since the dawn of communion givings. All one has to do is consecutively, for 12+ years, without missing a mass, receive communion and this will bring back the Christ/anit-Christ. Get on it, kids.


#satire #religimarole #atheist #atheism #666 #revelations


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