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  • Writer's pictureSamuel Jacobs

MasterClass now includes how to bilk Christians, taught by Joel Olsteen.

Updated: Jun 22, 2020

Now you can become a master at fleecing Christians out of their money just like Joel Osteen.

MasterClass is an American online education platform. Students can access tutorials and lectures pre-recorded by experts in various fields. Some of the notable teachers of the classes include: Gordon Ramsey teaching cooking, Annie Liebovitz teaching photography and Bob Iger teaching Business Strategy. Now you can learn how to fleece Christians out of their life savings by Master Faith Manipulator Joel Osteen.

"We recognized that there is a large number of credulous Christians, who donate money they don't have to heartless evangelical preachers," said Karl Rochford, head of marketing at MasterClass "so the next logical step was to create a course teaching people how to take advantage of those who are emotionally compromised."

The course goes into such subjects like: Making Big Coin off the Newly Deceased, Turn Sin into Sinful Profits. Just Because Jesus Suffered, You Don't Have To, Forgetting Your Conscience with the Prosperity Gospel, Smiling for the Camera and Vilifying the LGBT.

Includes a coupon for teeth whitening.


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