BREAKING: Paleontologists discover remains of the dinosaur Jesus rode.
Updated: Mar 6, 2020
Earlier this week, Paleontologists have found the remains of the dinosaur Jesus rode when he lived in Jerusalem.
Affectionately named 'Myweh'. the dinosaur Jesus rode as he stormed the temple in Jerusalem turned out to be the species Timurlengia euotica and not a tyrannosaurus rex as historians once thought. The species, lived about the time of Jesus and was about the size of a horse, according to the study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Christian Science and Woo.
"It was not a Tyrannosaurus Rex as historians once thought." said Paleontologist Shiloh Epstein. "You know, it's Jesus, so we assumed."
The newly-discovered dinosaur had long legs, a skull studded with sharp teeth and was probably a fast runner, according to a team of Christian paleontologists led by researchers at the University of Trinity Blessed.
The dinosaur bones was found at the end of a well-worn path that lead of up to the site where Jesus was crucified. "He was a faithful steed until the end." said Paleontologist Shiloh Epstein.
