Vaping, vegan Born-again Christian voted most-despised by everyone.
Updated: Apr 3, 2020
Karen Dewberry of Wichita, KS has been voted the most intolerable person alive.
After a lengthy process, the most despised person has been discovered in Wichita Kansas. Karen Dewberry has checked all the boxes for most despised person. She is a Born Again Christian, who vapes, cross fits and is a vegan. Three minutes in a room with Karen and you want to shoot yourself in the head.
In a sample size of over 4 million people, each with 500 multiple choice questions about which attribute in people they find the most annoying.
"We took all the criteria and we fed that into a computer." says Kelly Jetson, Behavioral Analyst for the Department of Mental Studies at John Hopkins University. "And Karen won by a mile."
When Interviewing Karen's neighbors, they revealed just how horrible she actually is. She is also an Insurance salesperson who took their kid selling cookies door to door during the Coronavirus quarantine pandemic citing that Jesus would protect her from the virus and did we want some thin mints.
Another neighbor talked about how she would bring over crystals and try to heal her gay son with them and the power of prayer accusing him of "just pretending for attention."
"We couldn't go out to eat with her," said Karen's ex-neighbor Megan, "She will go on and on about how Jesus keeps her thin and how pigs are smarter than most people, all the while blowing Candy Cane smoke in our faces. We had to fake our own deaths and move."
When we informed Karen of what the world thought of her, she just frowned, said that it was unacceptable and wanted to speak to our manager while causing a ruckus.
