• Samuel Jacobs

Religious leaders refuse to pray away COVID 19. World held hostage.

Updated: Mar 25

It's been three weeks and the world's religious leaders all still refuse to get rid of COVID 19.

When the world found out about COVID 19, the religious leaders had plenty of time to act. According to the bible, Matthew 18:19 "Again, truly I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything they ask for, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven." (NIV) which means that the truly faithful chose to not get together and pray for the coronavirus to go away.


While hospitals around the world are overpacked and more and more people die, entire countries are on quarantine and the world economy is collapsing, religious leaders sit back and hold this world hostage.


Churches defy the shut down request and are keeping themselves open for worship, only not to do anything about it. It's like a joke to all of them.


MAYBE THEY DON'T HAVE THE POWER THEY PROFESS

For centuries people have paid into the church for just such an emergency. They are constantly accepting tithes and people's donations and free labor. Maybe these religious leaders, who speak in tongues, faint at the word of God and get a pass for molesting little children don't have the power of divinity after all? If they do, then why are they not helping out the world get rid of this plague.


SCIENCE, BITCHES

Meanwhile science remains stalwart and strong. It looks like if we just do what is asked of us during this pandemic, then everything hopefully we be getting back to normal, like religious people thanking God for everything science has done.


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