• Samuel Jacobs

Now released, the new 2020 models for stoning adulterers.

Updated: Jan 6

Smoother, wittier and packing a bone-crunching punch, the Catholic church has revealed the new 2020 Adultery stones.

“On this years models we have continued to use the typeface Times New Roman - breaking away from the tired and overused Helvetica. The serif on the typeface really adds an extra dimension of cruelty.”

These replace the 2019 models that only had single words on them. You can pre-order the 2020 Adultery stones from the Catholic church's online store at www.adulterystones.com for only $3.95 each or a set of 7 for $24.95. The 2019 Models are still available.

#satire #parody #religimarole #stoning #adultery

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