Now released, the 2021 models for stoning blasphemy and infidelity.

Smoother, wittier and packing a bone-crunching punch, the Catholic church has revealed the new 2021 Adultery stones.

“On this years models we have decided to use the typeface Times New Roman - breaking away from the tired and overused Helvetica. The serif on the typeface really adds an extra dimension of cruelty.”

These replace the 2020 models that only had single words on them. You can order the 2021 Adultery stones from the Catholic church's online store at www.adulterystones.com for only $3.95 each or a set of 7 for $24.95. The 2020 Models are still available.

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