• Samuel Jacobs

Muslims leaving Islam in droves when revealed 72 virgins are creepy incels.

Islam promises 72 virgins in heaven, but the concept of virgin has changed in recent years.

Incel unable to stop himself from being creepy.

One of the promises Islam makes to its followers is that when they reach the afterlife and if they followed the religion as requested, they will receive 72 virgins in heaven. But due to a loophole in the Qu'ran, and the way world has embraced sexuality, it is very unusual to find virgins who are not incel males


Incels, a combination of the words "involuntary celibates", and are members of an online subculture who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one. Incels are often characterized by resentment, misogyny, ]misanthropy, self-pity, self-loathing, racism, a sense of entitlement to sex, and the endorsement of violence against sexually active people.

"Look, I devoted my entire life to Islam because I am an unattractive, no personality slob who couldn't get a real woman to save my life, let alone 72, now you're telling me that I don't even get that?" said Abdulla Anarearug "This is bullshit. I'm out of here."

RELY ON PERSONALITY

It turns out that if you have a half decent personality, you could actually get a lot of women to be interested in you, including virgins.


#satire, #religion. #parody, #Islam, #religimarole




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