Islam promises 72 virgins in heaven, but the concept of virgin has changed in recent years. One of the promises Islam makes to its followers is that when they reach the afterlife and if they followed the religion as requested, they will receive 72 virgins in heaven. But due to a loophole in the Qu'ran, and the way world has embraced sexuality, it is very unusual to find virgins who are not incel males Incels, a combination of the words "involuntary celibates", and are members

The Devil. being smarter than humans, convinced them to follow a book blindly without question and put their undying trust into a simple fallen man and then called it faith. Most people think that the Devil is the villain of the bible when it is obvious who the real villain is, the same entity who slaughtered all of the animals and people and made an impossible book to follow - Yahweh. But what a better trick to send people to Hell than to convince people that if they followe

Even though scores of songs mention Jesus in their lyrics, the Son of God finally confessed that he's that not big of a Country Music Fan. After another release of yet another Jesus-filled album, the King of Kings finally had to admit he doesn't like the twangy, unoriginal, simplistic and often troublesome-filled country music. "Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that you are immortalizing me in music, I really do, I just wish it was the Blues, or Jazz." said the Lord Savior. W

The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i

After years of evolutionary biology not being able to reconcile with creationism, a new research study has revealed the obvious - a set of Creation Monkeys. Dr. G.R. Fredo, The leading professor of Evolutionary Biologist at the University of Michigan has concluded that evolution and creationism do have an intersecting path and that Two monkeys about 6000 - 10000 years ago were the biblical Adam and Eve. "The evidence is irrefutable." said Dr. Fredo, "We have devices that meas