The Devil Confesses: My plan was to fool people into following Religion.The Devil. being smarter than humans, convinced them to follow a book blindly without question and put their undying trust into a simple fallen man and then called it faith. Most people think that the Devil is the villain of the bible when it is obvious who the real villain is, the same entity who slaughtered all of the animals and people and made an impossible book to follow - Yahweh. But what a better trick to send people to Hell than to convince people that if they followe
Jesus confesses: "I'm just not a fan of country music, it's like torture."Even though scores of songs mention Jesus in their lyrics, the Son of God finally confessed that he's that not big of a Country Music Fan. After another release of yet another Jesus-filled album, the King of Kings finally had to admit he doesn't like the twangy, unoriginal, simplistic and often troublesome-filled country music. "Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that you are immortalizing me in music, I really do, I just wish it was the Blues, or Jazz." said the Lord Savior. W
Riot breaks out in Catholic Church when revealed that the Christ statue is from a Lutheran Church.The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i
BREAKING: Science reveals that Adam and Eve were monkeys.After years of evolutionary biology not being able to reconcile with creationism, a new research study has revealed the obvious - a set of Creation Monkeys. Dr. G.R. Fredo, The leading professor of Evolutionary Biologist at the University of Michigan has concluded that evolution and creationism do have an intersecting path and that Two monkeys about 6000 - 10000 years ago were the biblical Adam and Eve. "The evidence is irrefutable." said Dr. Fredo, "We have devices that meas
Speaking in Tongues translator reveals words spoken are from Richard Dawkin’s ‘The God Delusion’.Linguistic department at MIT reveals shocking news to believers worldwide. The MIT Linguistics department unveiled its universal translator last week with the aim to decipher any complicated spoken language like Scottish or Franglais. They call it, LOUD, [Language Orated, Understood, Deciphered.] and so far it has worked 100% of the time, every time they have tested it. Justin Whittiker, the head of the Department of Linguistics for MIT decided to go one step further and deci
Atheist pretends to be Christian, gets into heaven, proves God is an idiot. Even though Harry Q. Franklin of Corona, CA is an atheist and doesn't believe in Jesus Christ or his teachings, wanted to test out a theory and live a Christian life so he can get into heaven, and fool God. Also known as Pascal's Wager, the idea is there is no possible way to know if Christianity (or any theist religion) is true. So why not live a Christian lifestyle in case it is? That way you can get into heaven without actually being a Christian. When asked why, this is wh
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
