• Samuel Jacobs

Hell is revealed to be similar to a low scoring Redskins v Browns game.

Theologists have studied hell and have come to a consensus. We have already witnessed what Hell is like and it's a Browns vs Redskins game.

An extensive studies were conducted over the course of several years and the conclusion is very evident.

"There are a lot of similarities," revealed Christopher Grant of the Theological School of the Trinity Blessed. "It's quite remarkable. Well firstly, it doesn't even resemble football as we know it and it seems to take an eternity."

One difference Grant revealed, "is that in Hell, the people seem to know what they are doing. They know how to maximize pain, as opposed to it just being a residual of the Football game."

#satire #parody #football #superbowl #religimarole

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