Cincinnati Bengals lost because they didn't pray hard enough, says God.
There is a reason that the Cincinnati Bengals didn't win the Superbowl, God says they just didn't pray hard enough. As with all previous years before, usually the winner of the Super Bowl® is the team that is the most faithful and religious. But for some reason, the Cincinnati Bengals, who used to be the most pious, fell short of God's good graces this year. "Normally we pray 10-15 times a day. we haven't been in a Superbowl since '89?" said Joe Burrow in an interview yesterd
God volunteers at hospital to deserve the credit he's been receiving.
Too many people are crediting God with good work doctors are doing during this pandemic. The pandemic has effected people worldwide and front-line hospital workers have been working around the clock to help people who are effected by the coronavirus. They sometimes go days without proper sleep or equipment and are doing their best do help, heal and save as many people as possible. So it's a little disheartening when the credit is given to someone else, namely God. "I feel tha
Hell is revealed to be similar to a low scoring Redskins v Browns game.
Theologists have studied hell and have come to a consensus. We have already witnessed what Hell is like and it's a Browns vs Redskins game. An extensive studies were conducted over the course of several years and the conclusion is very evident. "There are a lot of similarities," revealed Christopher Grant of the Theological School of the Trinity Blessed. "It's quite remarkable. Well firstly, it doesn't even resemble football as we know it and it seems to take an eternity." O