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Pope accidentally spells it 'C'tholic' and summons Lovecraftian Demon.
Not just anyone can summon a demon, only those who have a special connection to the underworld, and who better than the Pope. Vatican City, ITALY. For Catholics the Pope symbolizes the closest human being to God. He is considered God messenger and what he says should be considered gospel. What they don't know is that he has a close connection to the Underworld as well. For Centuries, the Pope has been the catalyst for allowing pedophile priests and child molesters to roam thr

Catholic parents don't know how to react after finding son masturbating to bible.
While in the bathroom with the water running, his father questioned the teen why he was in there for so long, and when he opened the door, he was surprised beyond belief. HOUSTON, TX, A teenager's parents have cognitive dissonance because although their son is touching himself in an impure manner, he is doing it while reading his bible. Although the teenager cannot be named in this article, he is the only son of Jared and Karen Steckley and was caught choking the chicken to t

American Christian Hospital’s bill for prayer reaches $247,000.
If you are looking for salvation, you better have some good insurance, because salvation doesn't come cheap. Houston, TX. One of the things that they don't tell you about religion is that access to God isn't free. To belong to a church you have to pay a tithe, the Catholic Church has indulgences so you don't have to endure hell, and in Houston Texas, you have to pay a preacher ever times he prays over you in St. Jane Francis Hospital. For those who have deep spiritual needs,

BREAKING: Vatican severs ties with Big Fish in favor of Tofu on Fridays.
For years Catholics have eaten fish on Fridays but after a disagreement with their profit percentage, they have severed ties with the Fishing industry in favor for a more equitable relationship: Tofu. Catholics are being asked to abstain from eating meat on Fridays as an act of penance, reviving a centuries-old tradition. Bishops say Friday should be a day of penitence as it is the day on which Christ is said to have died. They say Friday penance will be "a clear and distinct

Fox's new Catholic game show: Beat, Flay Bobby causes controversy.
The Fox TV gameshow Flay, Beat Bobby has brought up some human rights concerns. Fox has a new game show this fall called Beat, Flay Bobby where contestants literally flagellate themselves with razor sharp knives in an effort to show who is more devoted to the lord. It starts with 15 contestants and it is weeded down to just one, where they go up against the all-time believer: Robert 'Bobby' Centurion, a Catholic Monk from Palemo, Italy. Fox has decided to air this in the Prim