Pope to change 'Archbishop' to 'Grand Dragon' in effort to connect with Americans.
In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand Dragon'. VATICAN, VC. In recent years, the papal hold on the United States has loosened and Americans are becoming less and less Christ-like. So in an effort to bring Americans back to the fold, the pope has decided to change the title of Archbishop to Grand Dragon. "It'll give every Christian in America the knowledge that they too can beco
The Vatican lists The Spanish Inquisition as the favourite of all inquisitions.
When a poll was taken amongst Catholics, the Spanish Inquisition is still named the favorite of all the inquisitions. Throughout the years there have been several times when the Catholic Church has tried to wipe out various other religions in the name of Jesus Christ. But the favourite of all the times for the Catholic Church was the Spanish Inquisition. "He has a way about him. He could torture a Jew with his left hand, a Muslim with his right, and still talk about what he h
Vatican Arby's introduces The Head of John the Baptist and Fries.
The Vatican Arby's has just come out with a new item on the menu. The Head of John the Baptist with a side of Fries and a second side of your choice. VATICAN CITY, Arby's, in an effort to remain relevant, has developed a new menu item for their Vatican location: The severed head of John the Baptist. Thick, meaty, well-aged head of John the Baptist, served au jus with a side of french fries and a second side of your choice. "This is one of many different menu items that Arby's
PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.
The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I can't hear you." The Religious right have banded together to discuss how to defeat COVID 19. After much deliberation they have figured out that the best way to combat the super virus is to extend both index fingers, insert them into the ear cavity and then by exhaling breath while exciting your vocal chords exclaim, "Nah Nah Nah, I can't hear
BREAKING:Pot smoking, sequestered Pope accidentally elects new Pope.
Pope Francis accidentally elected a new pope while smoking pot in the Sistine Chapel. Vatican City. While the entire world is on lockdown, Pope Francis is no exception. Everyone is at home with their families, while Pope Francis wanders around Vatican City by himself trying not to go bonkers. One of the ways he relieves the boredom is that he will partake in a little chronic while looking at religious art. (I know, right?) This includes Michaelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam'