Transgendered people are worried that they'll be molested or raped in a public washroom by a Catholic Priest due to their bad reputation in society. In a recent poll of 10,000 Transgendered individuals, a good 92% of them are worried about either them, or a child being alone and molested in a public restroom by a Catholic Priest. "You just can't trust them. They pretend they are one thing, but they aren't. They'll try to molest you when you least expect it." said one pollster

The Church of the Trinity Blessed fundraiser barbecue was a much anticipated event, until Father Francis accidentally served the body of Christ to the attendees. Houston, TX. The annual Church of the Trinity Blessed fund-raising barbecue was almost ruined yesterday when Father Francis accidentally served a good 65lbs of Jesus to his parishioners. "It was an honest mistake," claims Father Francis "It was Jesus that was left over from the Transubstantiation and was just sitting

The congregation started throwing bibles at the statue during Christmas Mass. The Church of the Trinity Blessed, a Catholic Church in Houston Texas was under siege today when the Priest, Father Browning accidentally revealed that the statue of Christ that is hanging above the pulpit is actually a Lutheran Jesus. The attendees for Christmas mass cried fowl that the Jesus that hung in their church wasn't 'their Jesus' and he should be taken down for being a false prophet. "It i