A discarded bag of Dino Chow was found proving dinosaurs were on the Ark! For years naughty scientists and disbelievers have been doubting the veracity of Noah's Ark. How could a boat smaller than the Titanic hold two of every animal in the world, including dinosaurs, and some species that even couldn't survive the trek to and from distant lands to make it to the ship? Well, an ancient artifact, a 52lb bag of Dino Chow, was discovered at Mount Tendürek, the supposed resting p

One of the world's only True Christians has been identified and are searching for another so they can rid the world of evil and heal the sick as in accordance to Matthew 18:19 The Christian Miracle Coalition has identified one True Christian, Gene Kaputnick, a 28 year-old school teacher from Reseda, CA, who until this point, had followed the word of Jesus to the letter and even shunned her family because she loved him more. She has been taken to the Christian Testing facility

The Christian Cake maker who denied a gay couple a wedding cake in 2018 is upset that he is being denied service in a business for not wearing a mask during a global pandemic. James Baker, former owner of Master Cake Cake Shop is in the news once again because he was refused service at a convenience store because he wasn't wearing a mask to protect himself and others incase he spread the coronavirus. "It's because I'm a white, Christian male, isn't it?" Baker said, "We are th

In an attempt to be inclusive to often-neglected American Christians, Parker Brothers has updated its most famed board game Monopoly to include churches, and Christian privilege. The game Monopoly was a cherished game for many growing up, but it did represent America at a simpler time. Parker Brothers CEO Franklin St. Claire seems to think that the game lacks the Christian slant that America has evolved into today, and has updated for today's American Christian gamer. "So may

Due to recent shenanigans that Jim Bakker has participated in, he now cannot swear on the bible because it physically burns him. Jim Bakker rocketed to fame in the 80's with the PTL club and his affair with Jessica Hawn. He once considered himself a conduit of God, but that comes with rules and conditions. In recent news, Jim Bakker has been selling colloidal silver supplements, which he advertises as a panacea. In March 2020, the office of the Attorney General of New York or