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Iraqi Mosques move Daycares next to Wedding Chapels for efficiency.
In an attempt to become the number one religion in the world, Mosques makes the tenants of the Quran easier to obtain by moving the day cares right next to the wedding chapels. Mosques commonly serve as locations for prayer, Ramadan vigils, funeral services, Sufi ceremonies, marriage and business agreements, alms collection and distribution, as well as homeless shelters. Historically, mosques were also important centers of elementary education and advanced training in religio


Shocking Vatican Secrets! It takes 666 eucharists to make one whole Christ.
By the time you have received 666 eucharists during mass, you've consumed one whole Jesus. This will bring on revelations. What else is the Catholic Church hiding? During the transubstantiation the host cracker is transformed into the body of Christ, but how much of Jesus is transformed? According to experts at the Vatican, it takes exactly 666 eucharists to make one whole Jesus Christ. "We of course wanted to keep this a secret. It could ruin us." said the Vatican whistleblo


God volunteers at hospital to deserve the credit he's been receiving.
Too many people are crediting God with good work doctors are doing during this pandemic. The pandemic has effected people worldwide and front-line hospital workers have been working around the clock to help people who are effected by the coronavirus. They sometimes go days without proper sleep or equipment and are doing their best do help, heal and save as many people as possible. So it's a little disheartening when the credit is given to someone else, namely God. "I feel tha


Christian spends $100k on surgery to resemble savior, Muslim doctor makes him look like Mohammed.
In the mother load of all botched surgeries, a Christian is made to resemble the wrong savior. Mobile, AL. For the last five years, devout Evangelical Christian, Christian Montgomery has saved his pennies so he can afford facial reconstruction surgery to look more like Jesus Christ. But he should have been more specific when he told his Muslim doctor that he wanted to look like 'the savior'. "It's an honest mistake," said Dr. Jayesh Rupaulrella "He never used the word Jesus.


Fat Jesus put on drastic workout regimen to get fit for the rapture.
After 2000 years, Jesus' agents have decided that Jesus is finally ready to come back for the rapture, but he needs to get in shape first. Jerusalem, Israel. Christians are finally going to get their wish by being raptured by Jesus, but there is a slight snag. Jesus has let him self go over the last 2000 years and has gained 300 pounds and desperately needs to get into shape for the big reveal. To help whip him into shape, Jesus' representatives at The William Morris Agency h