For the last few years Muslims have making a pilgrimage to the San Diego comic con because they keep mistaking it for Jannah, the level of heaven where they receive 72 virgins. San Diego, CA. Known as the largest comic book convention in the world, The San Diego Comic con has grown into one of the biggest promoters for games, movies and of course comics. Every July, thousands upon thousands of Muslims make the trek to the Southern California event confused that it is the path

Stuart Martin Briggs walked into his work at Wal-mart on Saturday with his head held low after he quit because he was sure that the end times were upon us and he'd be with Jesus. Mobile, AL. Stuart Martin Briggs skulked through the poorly-lit store to the silent condemnation amongst the pimple-faced shelf stockers and the judgmental overly made-up cashiers, past his barely out of high-school manager that he had to beg for reprieve, to his soul-crunching job in the fully-booke

In an egregious violation of one of the ten commandments, A Christian has sacrificed their soul to Satan so they can purposely spread misinformation about social and political subjects on the internet. We all remember that fabled scene when Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain holding the tablets with the ten commandments with the laws that God has given him for all to obey for eternity. Even though the original Ten Commandments were in the old Testament, Jesus makes

Zeus has been angered because Christians are making a mockery of his creation. Threatens apocalypse. Mt. Olympus. Zeus was in full-form today as he took out his anger on his creation's worshipping of a false god, by hurtling a lightning bolt at the Christ the Redeemer statute in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. "The fact that you have forsaken me, I shall destroy all monuments to your false god?" said Zeus in a Mt. Olympus press release. It wasn't until after the release went out that

A study of over 1000 hotel rooms to find out what the most disgusting thing in the room was and the bible wins hands down in every case. You would think the comforter, or the remote control would be the most disgusting thing in hotel rooms, but hands down the bible wins every time. And not the reason that you think. "It's the questionable content." said Marriott CEO Gregory Drankonship, "It's highly reprehensible. There is slavery, incest, murder, genocide, rape. How could an