Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well, heaven is now in the game and has work to do. Did you even wonder why the devil seemed to have an iron clad contract for your soul, produced in an instant, ready for you to sign your eternal afterlife away, but to get into heaven, you had to read through an indecipherable book, written by several unknown authors that has been translated into
The archangel Gabriel's bowling team The Pearly Gate Crashers has made the celestial finals in The Heaven Open. Expect an abundance of bad weather in the coming weeks. In a close game against Archangel Michael's team, The Cloud Gazers, The Archangel Gabriel's team The Pearly Gate Crashers have crushed them in a 4-3 victory making it the first time The Pearly Gate Crashers have advanced to the finals in the history of the sport. "This is a very proud moment for us." said the A
There is a dark side to the misadventures of Davey Hansen and his dog, Goliath. Davey was molested by Pastor Miller all throughout the series run, before Davey took his own life. Boston, MA. For many of us Davey and Goliath was a quirky and odd claymation television show that ran on Saturday Mornings during the 60's and 70's. The entire run of the series, which was 5 years and over 70 episodes, was sponsored by Christian United Network Television and produced by Clokey Produ
A missionary was cooked alive when he tried to teach one of the last unspoiled cannibalistic tribes about the Eucharist. BRAZIL. The Amazon. Juno Freemont, A Catholic missionary who was seeking to spread the word of Jesus to the Yagua Tribe, one of the last remaining unspoiled indigenous tribes in the Amazon, was cooked and eaten when they mistook him for the body of Christ. His intention at the time was to provide to them absolution for their simple Jesus-like wicked ways. "
For those who are vegetarian and like too cook with Kosher salt, you have been lied to. We all know the story in Genesis (18-19) of Sodom and Gomorrah, where a really important person who has to deal with sin in the bible isn't even named, Lot's wife is turned into a pillar of salt because she looked back at the sinful cities. Well, even though it was a sin to look back at the cities, it wasn't a sin to take Lot's wife, and resell her to cure meats and cook with. "It was an o