Church leader tweets from his tablet, in his private jet, that "Science is dumb."
Updated: Mar 9, 2020
"You don't need anything but the Lord." said Reverend William Folds, closing his laptop and turning down the music with his remote.
There is not one thing that science has afforded us since the science was discovered more than 50 years ago. It's just a bunch of people who are dressed in funny white coats, talking gibberish that no one can understand.
“Once I tried science, but there was a voice in my head telling me not to.”
When reminding Reverend Folds that he was tweeting on a tablet while flying in a place was all attributed to science, Reverend Folds quickly ended the interview and walked to the back of the plane where, by remote control, he opened a curtain where several scantly clad dancers were waiting for him.
Dance is in the bible. "It says in the bible to dance. Somewhere in Leviticus or Corinthians." shouted Reverend Folds before the private plane erupted in House Music.