• Samuel Jacobs

Evangelicals update Jesus image to be more like Trump.

Updated: Dec 17, 2019

Thousands of churches across the USA have updated their traditional Jesus image to more resemble Trump, who they believe to be the second coming of Christ.

“For some reason we believe this non-religious, money-grubbing, poor-hating, most unlike Jesus person on the planet to be the second coming of Christ, says Reverend Fostmeal of the First Church of the Trinity Blessed. ”

"We had to reprint all of our brochures and flyers. We weren't going to have a symbol on our church of someone who couldn't possibly look like the way Jesus would have been " continues Reverend Fostmeal.

The Churches will reach out to the community and government to fund this venture.

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