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BREAKING: Americans are praying to God trying to stop an Act of God.

Writer's picture: Samuel JacobsSamuel Jacobs

After a tornado has devastated several Central and Midwestern States, Christians take to praying to God to stop the wreckage and don't realize the irony of their actions.

Kentucky, After a series of tornados ripped through the state causing millions of dollars in damage and killing at least 100 people, residents of Kentucky are doing what only they know how to do well, pray for it to stop.

"It's easy to explain." said Jamie Constance, Amazon employee, "They are punishing us for Trans rights, Gay Marriage and Guy Fieri. We have to pray extra hard and murder that chef for things to go back to normal."

More than 30 Tornadoes have hit six states and including Illinois, Missouri, Tennessee and Mississippi and Arkansas.




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