In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand Dragon'. VATICAN, VC. In recent years, the papal hold on the United States has loosened and Americans are becoming less and less Christ-like. So in an effort to bring Americans back to the fold, the pope has decided to change the title of Archbishop to Grand Dragon. "It'll give every Christian in America the knowledge that they too can beco

Earlier this week, palaeontologists have found the remains of the dog Jesus owned, waiting for him to return home, when Jesus was alive in Jerusalem, . The dog collar that was found around his neck read, (translated from ancient Aramaic by Google Translate) "Ashem. If found return to Jesus, about 600 meters from Church of the Holy Sepulchre". Jesus' dog was named 'Ashem, which means 'guilt offering'. They suspect that the dog waited at the end of his driveway for Jesus to re

It's one thing to be forced into concentrations camps and work until death, but to wear a mask during a global pandemic is a fate worse than that. New York, NY. Several hundred survivors of the holocaust met on Sunday to discuss how wearing the mask for a few minutes while you are in the presence of others during a global pandemic, is akin to watching your loved ones being sent to the gas chamber in Auschwitz. Even though the survivors are in a high-risk group for people to g

When a poll was taken amongst Catholics, the Spanish Inquisition is still named the favorite of all the inquisitions. Throughout the years there have been several times when the Catholic Church has tried to wipe out various other religions in the name of Jesus Christ. But the favourite of all the times for the Catholic Church was the Spanish Inquisition. "He has a way about him. He could torture a Jew with his left hand, a Muslim with his right, and still talk about what he h

The Church of Satan, the offshoot branch of the Christian religion that is neither Christian or Religious has implemented the Reverse Exorcism. The Church of Satan recently made news where they added the ability to get an abortion to their official religion, so those seeking to do so, will have religious privilege. Well, now they have implemented the Reverse Exorcism. A regular exorcism utilizes a religious representative, like a priest, excising a demon or spirit from an uns