BREAKING: Angered Zeus, shows his wrath on Christ the Redeemer.Zeus has been angered because Christians are making a mockery of his creation. Threatens apocalypse. Mt. Olympus. Zeus was in full-form t...
STUDY: The Bible is consistently the most disgusting thing in hotel rooms. A study of over 1000 hotel rooms to find out what the most disgusting thing in the room was and the bible wins hands down in every case. ...
NEW: Popephylactics, condoms with Mother Teresa's face to kill the mood.In an effort to get people to stop having premarital sex, the Vatican releases Popephylactics, a condom with Mother Teresa's face to kill...
Giant bag of Dino Chow found in Turkey proving Noah's Ark is real!A discarded bag of Dino Chow was found proving dinosaurs were on the Ark! For years naughty scientists and disbelievers have been doubtin...
True Christian tries to find another so they can finally pray for world peace.One of the world's only True Christians has been identified and are searching for another so they can rid the world of evil and heal the ...
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...