Iraqi Mosques move Daycares next to Wedding Chapels for efficiency. In an attempt to become the number one religion in the world, Mosques makes the tenants of the Quran easier to obtain by moving the day c...
Shocking Vatican Secrets! It takes 666 eucharists to make one whole Christ.By the time you have received 666 eucharists during mass, you've consumed one whole Jesus. This will bring on revelations. What else is t...
God volunteers at hospital to deserve the credit he's been receiving. Too many people are crediting God with good work doctors are doing during this pandemic. The pandemic has effected people worldwide and f...
Christian spends $100k on surgery to resemble savior, Muslim doctor makes him look like Mohammed.In the mother load of all botched surgeries, a Christian is made to resemble the wrong savior. Mobile, AL. For the last five years, devou...
Fat Jesus put on drastic workout regimen to get fit for the rapture. After 2000 years, Jesus' agents have decided that Jesus is finally ready to come back for the rapture, but he needs to get in shape first...
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...
