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BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.

During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in...

The amount of bleaching Angel frocks has caused a huge hole in heaven's ozone layer causing an ecological disaster of heavenly...

Before hell was the only place that admitted lawyers into the afterlife, hence the ironclad contract that they had for your soul. Well,...

God, distracted for a couple of millennia finally remembers to kill Satan. Now he is planning something new for everyone. For several...

Atheists are converting religious people to secularism after they've died and are buried in their own faith, preventing them from being...

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...