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BREAKING: "Accidental" red sock in heaven's laundry makes angels pink.
During Lucifer's visit over Christmas, a red sock was accidentally washed with all the white frocks, causing all the angel frocks in...
BREAKING: Cancer in babies is God's way of saying, "I don't exist."
Of the myriad of different explanations of proof that a god doesn't exist, the most prolific is that babies are born with cancer or other...
BREAKING: Imaginary friend sues atheists for comparing them to biblical monster.
It turns out that imaginary friends all over the globe are suing atheists because they keep comparing them to the genocidal,...
For 5,000 years in a row, God wins annual hide & seek championship.
The annual hide and seek championship was won, yet again, by God by not being found. Every year, every religion on earth play the annual...
Due to huge selfish prayer backlog, God is just getting to the Crusades.
God answers all prayer, but regardless of yes, or no, they are answered in order. Those who are sitting down and praying during the...
