Some Christian decided to vandalize what they thought was the islamic prophet: A statue of Muhammad Ali. Defaced with the words 'Jesus Saves' and a crude drawing of Jesus on the crotch, the statue of Muhammed Ali was vandalized in the early morning thinking that it was indeed a statue of the Islamic Prophet Muhammed from his boxing days. "There was a sign underneath him that said he was the greatest." said vandal Cory Grendal, 'There is only one greatest, and that is the grea

The amount of bleaching Angel frocks has caused a huge hole in heaven's ozone layer causing an ecological disaster of heavenly proportions. It has been calculated that if they don't get everything under control, Heaven will have the same weather as Hell in less than 100 years. After an eternity of neglect, the Ozone layer which surrounds heaven is finally breaking down because of of the unholy amounts of bleach they use on their frocks. Measurements show that the increase in

The Vatican Arby's has just come out with a new item on the menu. The Head of John the Baptist with a side of Fries and a second side of your choice. VATICAN CITY, Arby's, in an effort to remain relevant, has developed a new menu item for their Vatican location: The severed head of John the Baptist. Thick, meaty, well-aged head of John the Baptist, served au jus with a side of french fries and a second side of your choice. "This is one of many different menu items that Arby's

The Christian household known as the Family Circus will never be the same after Thel confessed that she had an illicit affair and fathered Billy from another man. Billy, after hearing that his mother is a dirty whore. We all know the Family Circus as that comic strip from the 70's/80's that showcased a family of 6, Parents Bil and Thel and their 4 young kids, Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and PJ. They were printed in newspaper funny pages and tacked on fridges everywhere. What people

A word on the street game show where you guess if the answer is meant to be sarcastic or eternal damnation from a judgmental Christian. NBC, known for such iconic game shows such as 'Let's Make a Deal' and "The Weakest Link" has developed a new show for their Thursday prime time slot. HIDDEN CAMERA The contestants are chosen beforehand and aren't told when their turn on the show starts. As they traverse their everyday life, they will encounter a slew of people who are either