Talking donkey continues silent protest because atheists doubt ability.
Belaam's talking donkey from the bible still isn't talking, insulted at atheists doubting his ability to actually speak. Balaam, amazed that his donkey can now talk, Balaam took his donkey to nearby Judea to show the marketplace and try to earn some coin. This of course brought on naysayers and atheists demanding proof that indeed this donkey of Balaam's can talk. thoroughly insulted at the implications that he can't talk, the donkey decided to stage a silent protest until al
BREAKING: Studies conclude Quran a worse love story than Twilight.
But not by much. Researchers for the Twilight Project have finally found a winner. Or loser. Recent studies with renown literary scholars in the Twilight Project, a research project looking to redeem the societal image of Twilight by finding a love story worse than it, have come to the conclusion that finally, a love story between a high-school teenager and a 300 year-old vampire is a better story than a 53 year-old man and a 9 year old child. "It took a lot of reading really
BREAKING: Imaginary friend sues atheists for comparing them to biblical monster.
It turns out that imaginary friends all over the globe are suing atheists because they keep comparing them to the genocidal, misogynistic, fictional character of the god of the bible. It's hard enough to make your way in this world when your entire target market is children before the age of 7, but that's how Imaginary Friends eke out their existence. They cater to the wonder and imagination of children and become a way for the children to develop friendship when they are hav
STUDY: The Bible is consistently the most disgusting thing in hotel rooms.
A study of over 1000 hotel rooms to find out what the most disgusting thing in the room was and the bible wins hands down in every case. You would think the comforter, or the remote control would be the most disgusting thing in hotel rooms, but hands down the bible wins every time. And not the reason that you think. "It's the questionable content." said Marriott CEO Gregory Drankonship, "It's highly reprehensible. There is slavery, incest, murder, genocide, rape. How could an
American Standardized Bible: Marriage to include 'A man & his AR15'.
Americans have updated the bible to include American values. Including what defines a marriage. While the bible has been revised several times over the last two millennia, there hasn't been a version that takes into account the liberties and freedoms that the good ol' U.S. of A has to offer. Several American Christian leaders of all different sects of Christianity have sat down to create the American Standardized Version (ASV). Which includes some additions as well as some su