BREAKING: During quarantine, atheists stealing babies for food.
American Christians families are having their children stolen so atheists can feed their family. Normally atheists have quelled their desire for fresh baby meat with an abundance of animal meat readily available at grocery stores and butchers, but now with the quarantine on, they are unable to get the meat that keeps them from eating fresh babies. An ex-atheist born again Christian had this to say, "We steal babies and eat them. This is why I turned to Christ. I got tired of
Trump's skin pigment can't hide that he's slowly turning into Satan.
Whereas others think that Trump puts on some sort of tanning base, the truth is revealed as to what the color of Trump's skin actually is: Transforming into Satan. You may laugh at the outrageous color of Trump's face mask. Others have speculated that apparently a good tan costs Ten Billion and One dollars but the reason behind this strange pigment is more shocking than a small-minded man putting on a fake tan to hide his other misgivings. He is slowly turning into Satan. Fo
BREAKING: Evangelicals rush to release the Trump Redacted Bible.
In the light of the Prayer Breakfast where Trump directly contradicted the teachings of Jesus Christ, the religious right have released the new Trump Redacted Bible. WASHINGTON, DC. Last Thursday at the annual prayer breakfast held by the white house, President Donald Trump took it upon himself to be less than pious and directly contradicted the teachings of Jesus Christ when In the keynote address before Trump’s speech, Arthur Brooks, a Harvard professor and president of a c
Satan blown away by cheap price of Evangelical souls.
Special Correspondent to Religimarole u/bill10351 The Prince of Darkness told reporters today that he was absolutely blown away by how little it took to purchase the souls of millions of American Evangelicals. “I just couldn’t believe it. I was ready to give them anything: worldly riches, every desire of the flesh, you name it,” the devil stated. Satan told reporters he hadn’t even begun his pitch when the soul contracts started flooding in, asking for President Trump to be a
Paula White, Trump's Spiritual Advisor, turned into a pillar of salt before our eyes.
Televangelist Paula White, was turned into a pillar of salt when she tried to preach that everyone who didn't think that Trump was the second coming was going to hell. Washington, DC. During a sermon earlier this year, Paula White asked Jesus Christ to condemn all anti-Trumpers go to hell if they weren't on his side and wanted to see him removed from office. For those under a rock, President Donald Trump was been impeached by the House and is currently in trial under the Sen