BREAKING: Bigfoot laughs at Jesus myth to proselytizing missionaries. Bigfoot has been spotted in the North West Territories by missionaries and instantly they tried to teach him the world of Jesus Christ. NWT, Canada. A group of missionaries were witnessing their way through the North West Territories when they discovered evidence that that Bigfoot exists. Jonathan Randall Weiss, a southern Baptist was with several members of the First Church of the Trinity Blessed when they came across a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in the woods. They praised God. "N
Christ's work promotion caused the power to go to his head. So they killed him.How a humble carpenter became the CEO to the biggest company in the world and how it ruined him. Judea, 33 AD. When people take a position of power, it's very hard for them to remain objective. When Jesus became a figurehead for the next major religion, he took advantage. Christianity inc. The parent company of the Christian Religion had just promoted their VP of Sales, Jesus Christ, to the role of CEO and Figurehead. A crucial decision made by the board of 13 directors. As V
BREAKING: Anal sex now considered losing your virginity. Priests walk.Before the one biblical loophole to having sex outside of marriage was to go through the back door. But the leaders of Christianity have determined that it now counts as regular sex. The Council Of Christian Knowledge in Society met the other day and have gone over the rules regarding ethics in Christianity. This council meets once every 50 years and they try to pound out what they feel is wrong with Christianity. Last time they met they decided on a whole to allow priests to
Christian Mom defies God and doesn't murder her children. A mother of three doesn't murder her children when things got a little tough, because sometimes life is a little tough and murdering children is wrong. Gary, IN. Christine Crawford-Hanes, stayed her hand and didn't murder her children [who shall remain nameless for their protection] in the name of Jesus Christ because she valued the life of her children over the voice in her head that told her that she should kill the children to be saved from the devil. "I figured that some
Pastor ripped apart in cage full of atheists hoping God would save him. "God will save me!" said the Pastor as he jumped the fence ready to show his belief in the almighty. Birmingham, AL, Pastor Gino Vincent was torn apart yesterday when he believed that the power of God had him covered as was ready to preach the word of Christ when he jumped into a cage full of atheists at the Birmingham Zoo. . It was close to feeding time when Pastor Vincent decided that he was going to prove to the world that God had his back and no harm would come to him if
Boy, 6, caught using vengeful, diabolical prayer against sister, 7.Anthony Fremont was caught using a diabolical prayer where he asked God to smite his sister for taking is action figures. Peaksville, Ohio - Anthony Fremont is not any ordinary child, he is one who has figured a loop-hole in Christianity, he has been asking God to do bad things instead of good things. When asked if knew what kind of power he possessed, and why would he use it for evil, he had this to say, "She is a pain. She takes my stuff and I don't like it." Anthony's pare
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...
