In an egregious violation of one of the ten commandments, A Christian has sacrificed their soul to Satan so they can purposely spread misinformation about social and political subjects on the internet. We all remember that fabled scene when Charlton Heston comes down from the mountain holding the tablets with the ten commandments with the laws that God has given him for all to obey for eternity. Even though the original Ten Commandments were in the old Testament, Jesus makes
In a race to answer as many prayers as possible to become the supreme God, Baphomet has now answered just as many prayers has the God of Abraham has. It's no secret that Gods make bets with each other. The Book of Job is about God and Satan betting that they can ruin a man's life even though he is the most pious. But what is not known is that all of the gods have a bet as to who can answer the most prayers. "We started this so long ago. I haven't kept track," said Yahweh, "I'
In an effort to expand its brand, the Church of Satan is offering official Baphomet's Goat's Milk Cream Cheeses milked from Baphomet himself. Philadelphia, PA. The Church of Satan has been getting a lot of press lately for putting up monuments in public places alongside of Christian ones. The intent is to exercise their religious freedoms as well as make a name for themselves as a peaceful and enjoyable alternative to Christianity. Their next course of action is to take advan
The Devil. being smarter than humans, convinced them to follow a book blindly without question and put their undying trust into a simple fallen man and then called it faith. Most people think that the Devil is the villain of the bible when it is obvious who the real villain is, the same entity who slaughtered all of the animals and people and made an impossible book to follow - Yahweh. But what a better trick to send people to Hell than to convince people that if they followe
Whereas others think that Trump puts on some sort of tanning base, the truth is revealed as to what the color of Trump's skin actually is: Transforming into Satan. You may laugh at the outrageous color of Trump's face mask. Others have speculated that apparently a good tan costs Ten Billion and One dollars but the reason behind this strange pigment is more shocking than a small-minded man putting on a fake tan to hide his other misgivings. He is slowly turning into Satan. Fo