In a race to answer as many prayers as possible to become the supreme God, Baphomet has now answered just as many prayers has the God of Abraham has. It's no secret that Gods make bets with each other. The Book of Job is about God and Satan betting that they can ruin a man's life even though he is the most pious. But what is not known is that all of the gods have a bet as to who can answer the most prayers. "We started this so long ago. I haven't kept track," said Yahweh, "I'
God answers all prayer, but regardless of yes, or no, they are answered in order. Those who are sitting down and praying during the quarantine of the Coronavirus, will find themselves waiting for a while, considering that God just started answering prayers from the Crusades. Millions of the world's faithful over the years have prayed to God in some way or another, some to heal the sick, or to help those in need, but none more than selfish prayers of Jews, Christians and Musli
Several Christians finally got together last night and prayed to stop a tsunami from hitting Miami that resulted in a 500 foot prayer wall that stopped the tsunami in its tracks. Miami, FL. A large tsunami almost took out Miami yesterday, but was halted by almost fifty good samaritans who stood on the shores and prayed at the incoming tidal wave stopping it in it's tracks saving the coastal city. A Spokesperson for the group said that it just happened to be a freak occurrence
Anthony Fremont was caught using a diabolical prayer where he asked God to smite his sister for taking is action figures. Peaksville, Ohio - Anthony Fremont is not any ordinary child, he is one who has figured a loop-hole in Christianity, he has been asking God to do bad things instead of good things. When asked if knew what kind of power he possessed, and why would he use it for evil, he had this to say, "She is a pain. She takes my stuff and I don't like it." Anthony's pare