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NBC developing new game show: Sarcasm or Judgmental Christian.
A word on the street game show where you guess if the answer is meant to be sarcastic or eternal damnation from a judgmental Christian. NBC, known for such iconic game shows such as 'Let's Make a Deal' and "The Weakest Link" has developed a new show for their Thursday prime time slot. HIDDEN CAMERA The contestants are chosen beforehand and aren't told when their turn on the show starts. As they traverse their everyday life, they will encounter a slew of people who are either


Now that Prince has died, Muslims unable to find 72 virgins in heaven.
It used to be so easy for newly deceased Muslims to reap their heavenly reward when they got to Janna, because there would be 72 virgins waiting for them for an eternity of intercourse. It was no secret that Prince was indeed a mighty lover. Now his legacy is continuing from beyond the grave. All of the 72 virgins that were promised to Muslim men in the afterlife are now unavailable because they could not resist Prince. The Sunni hadith scholar Tirmidhi quotes the prophet Muh


AmeriChrists riot against muslin fabrics, for being antiChristian.
In the latest attempt to get rid of anything that sounds unAmerican or antiChristian, Right-wing American Christians are rallying against products and services that could even sound close to offending them. Christian Americans are an odd lot. They are the most triggered people on the planet, while calling you a snowflake to your face. When the Coronavirus hit, they stopped drinking Corona Beer, as if it had some sort of connection. The latest in American-Christians boycotting


PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.
When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done with 10,000 atheists where they were shown a series of Christian memes, science memes and kitten memes, and how they would react and if their viewpoints at anytime changed. It turns out that atheists, who have zero faith in God and Jesus, after seeing the Christian memes, their faith at least tripled in the belief in Christ. "Honestly, I wa


PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.
The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I can't hear you." The Religious right have banded together to discuss how to defeat COVID 19. After much deliberation they have figured out that the best way to combat the super virus is to extend both index fingers, insert them into the ear cavity and then by exhaling breath while exciting your vocal chords exclaim, "Nah Nah Nah, I can't hear