AmeriChrists riot against muslin fabrics, for being antiChristian.In the latest attempt to get rid of anything that sounds unAmerican or antiChristian, Right-wing American Christians are rallying against products and services that could even sound close to offending them. Christian Americans are an odd lot. They are the most triggered people on the planet, while calling you a snowflake to your face. When the Coronavirus hit, they stopped drinking Corona Beer, as if it had some sort of connection. The latest in American-Christians boycotting
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done with 10,000 atheists where they were shown a series of Christian memes, science memes and kitten memes, and how they would react and if their viewpoints at anytime changed. It turns out that atheists, who have zero faith in God and Jesus, after seeing the Christian memes, their faith at least tripled in the belief in Christ. "Honestly, I wa
PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I can't hear you." The Religious right have banded together to discuss how to defeat COVID 19. After much deliberation they have figured out that the best way to combat the super virus is to extend both index fingers, insert them into the ear cavity and then by exhaling breath while exciting your vocal chords exclaim, "Nah Nah Nah, I can't hear
Allah denies knowing extremist who blew himself up in his name.A Muslim extremist blew himself up in a car bomb while shouting Allah's name has been denied knowledge of ever knowing the Muslim Prophet. Mogadishu, Somalia. An extremist by the name of Mohammed El-Staineed decided to blow himself up in an effort to kill some infidels in Allah's name. But it seems his relationship to the muslim prophet was all in his mind as Allah himself has come out saying that he doesn't know this person. "When you're a celebrity, people make up stuff. Th
Muslim man accidentally marries a beach umbrella. "Is my face red."When Sanjay Ragutan married the love of his life, he was shocked when after there wedding he discovered that she was just a beach umbrella that was left behind. "She was perfect marriage material - she was thin, silent and didn't talk back." said Mr. Ragutan in reference to all those non-religious muslim women who have a mind of their own. "We would go everywhere together, and her leaning out the window I just thought she enjoyed the fresh air." When asked what tipped him off
Jewish parents give birth to Muslim. Husband accuses wife of infidelity.When the Rosenberg family had a new baby girl, they expected the event to be joyful, then when the child came out a different faith than they were, a lot of questions were raised. When Haim Rosenberg and his wife Sarah had their second child, the husband was shocked and dismayed when their daughter, came out Muslim. Mrs. Rosenberg swears she doesn't know how this happened. Mr. Rosenberg claims it can be only one thing: Infidelity. "I can't even look at her." Mr. Rosenberg exc
PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes. When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...
Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God. The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is currentl...
Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered. "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the ...
Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture. The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the wo...
