When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done with 10,000 atheists where they were shown a series of Christian memes, science memes and kitten memes, and how they would react and if their viewpoints at anytime changed. It turns out that atheists, who have zero faith in God and Jesus, after seeing the Christian memes, their faith at least tripled in the belief in Christ. "Honestly, I wa

The copy of photoshop that the ancient Christians used to make Jesus Christ caucasian was found in a cave near Jerusalem. Jerusalem, Israel. Archeologists have uncovered the 2000 year-old copy of Photoshop that is believed to be the exact edition that turned Jesus Christ from a Middle-easterner into a Blue-eyed, Caucasian male. Although everything that they used to run the program is not obsolete, they have brought the copy to the Computer Museum in London, England to try to

In a Criminal Copyright Infringement lawsuit, Horus, the Egyptian God is suing Jesus and Christianity for willful intellectual property theft. Galilee, Israel. Representatives for the God Horus are suing Jesus for stealing his origin story and pretending to pass it off as his own. Jesus denies knowing anything about it and says that the lawsuit is frivolous and egregious. When asked if he have any contemporary witnesses to back up his claim, he remarked, "We don't need witnes

Savannah, GA. Martha Kranberra, 82, has been a long believer of the bible. Everything she has done in public has been to advance her grace to Jesus Christ. Now you can imagine her dismay when she found out that her long time friend June Graves, 79, was questioning her faith when she found some common inconsistencies, and horrors in the bible. "I don't know where she gets the nerve." said Martha, as she quilted. "But imma fuck her shit up trying to spread lies about Jesus. I'm

The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was gunned down in a local man's home thinking he was a home invader when he came to him offering him eternal salvation. Houston, TX. Christ was gunned down as he appeared in the backyard of Victor Clament late last night. Mr. Clament thought Christ was an intruder and pulled out his Glock 19 and shot Jesus several times. When the smoke cleared and he saw what he had done, he immediately hid the body hoping no one would notice. But fortunately