Lack of church is leading to critical thinking; Christians are revolting.
The church closures during the quarantine are now causing those who attend to lift their heads out of the religious fog and to start to think for themselves. With all the church closures around the world, it is causing those who normally would attend to have to make decisions for themselves. Sure, a lot of them are staging protests where they spread the virus further, or are defying the closures and congregating anyway, and spreading the virus further, but there are a select
COVID: Due to panic buying in Iran, shortage of acid to throw in women's faces.
Radical Islamic men waiting to enforce Sharia law are hoarding essentials like acid and other caustic substances, and there isn't enough to go around for everyone. The increase in coronavirus concerns is causing shoppers to flood supply stores. However, more customers are causing a decrease in inventory as shoppers are filling up their carts. People have been stocking up on essentials amid the coronavirus outbreak. Some shoppers say they've had to go to multiple stores to fin
PASTOR: Cure for COVID 19 is to stick fingers in ears and scream.
The Religious right have discovered a cure for COVID 19. It involves sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "Nah nah nah, I can't hear you." The Religious right have banded together to discuss how to defeat COVID 19. After much deliberation they have figured out that the best way to combat the super virus is to extend both index fingers, insert them into the ear cavity and then by exhaling breath while exciting your vocal chords exclaim, "Nah Nah Nah, I can't hear
Jim Bakker to boycott Bumble Ball for resembling the Coronavirus.
Televangelist Jim Bakker had words for the Otis and Young Bumble Ball. Similar to Corona Beer and anything with the number 19, on the advice of a religious figure, Jim Bakker has called for the boycott the Otis and Young Bumble Ball because it bears an uncanny resemblance to the COVID 19 virus. "If you look at it, you can see that it is indeed the work of the devil." said Jim Bakker, "It's creating a new cache of demon children." Jim Bakker is convinced that the toy is indeed
Jesus performs yet another farewell concert. Christians pay big price.
Jesus is retiring again, so he is holding yet another farewell concert during the coronavirus outbreak and Christians still are flocking to it. For the 1997th year in a row Jesus has held a three day farewell concert and his followers clamor to the streets. Christians will go out of their way to get the hottest ticket on the block and line up for years if need be. In previous years, the practice of going out to see a concert during world pandemics didn't fare too well. Over t