FDA: Eucharist must have two food labels. Vegans are revolting. The Food and Drug administration has come down hard on the Catholic Church for not having the nutritional information on the communion wafers. In this area, there is no such thing as religious exception. All food must have nutritional information label on it, else it is in violation of FDA Law. "This is a confusing subject," said Gary Kessell, administrator for the FDA, "because there are two different nutritional values for the Eucharist, depending on where you are in the co
Catholic Churches in poorer areas getting leftover, bad cuts of Jesus.Churches in the poorer areas of Italy have discovered that they are getting the less desirable cuts of Jesus when they take communion. Africo, IT (population 3,200) is possibly the poorest town in Italy. Its unemployment rate is 40% and the gross average wage of the few who have a job is €14,000 a year. Virtually no one under the age of 30 works in Africo and one-third of the inhabitants are older than 55. It's no wonder that its Catholic Churches get the less desirable cuts
Communion Wafers to be sponsored by IHOP and taste like pancakes.In an effort to bring in the Post-church crowd, IHOP will now sponsor communion wafers. In the latest marketing venture for the International House of Pancakes, they have decided to sponsor communions wafers by making them taste like pancakes and syrup. "We want to increase the after church crowd and sponsoring more than just the one day year, 'Pancake Tuesday' isn't enough for us." said VP of Marketing Simon Druthers. "Pancake Tuesday gets us a lot of business, but not enou
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