Gilbert Pilz, Special Correspondent to Religimarole. Mother Teresa has not stopped helping those in need even after her death. The Catholic church's newest saint Mother Teresa continues to contribute to the well-being of society when it was discovered that a soup made from her bones is a miracle cure for COVID-19. "This couldn't come at a more crucial time." said a representative for the Catholic Church, "We are really taking a shit-kicking." The next step was to find a maste
What started as a quick weekend away to Las Vegas last year for the AVN awards, Pope Francis apparently had a tryst with a Vegas showgirl and fathered a son. LAS VEGAS, NV. Showgirl Sherilese Falterbras came out to the media yesterday accusing Pope Francis of fathering her son last year after partying too hard and having sex with her in a cocaine-filled, drunken stupor. "Although he was in disguise, I could tell it was him." claimed Falterbras. "He went by George." "He sent
The sales of the Vatican's 2020 Altar Boy Calendar have hit an all time low. Even though this week Pope Francis lifted the secrecy rule off the Catholic church when it comes to sex abuse cases, it could not help the dwindling sales of the 2020 Vatican Altar Boy Calendar. "Normally we can't keep them on the shelves. It's one our biggest sellers. Up there with 'You Want a Dolly Little Girl?' doll." said a representative for Accenture Interactive, the Vatican's marketing agency.