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Mary's father didn't realize her value after selling her to Joseph. Wants reparations.

Joachim, who sold his 14 year-old daughter Mary to the 90 Year old Joseph is demanding more camels because he didn't realize that she...

Pope to change 'Archbishop' to 'Grand Dragon' in effort to connect with Americans.

In an effort to get more in touch with American Christians, the Pope has decided to retitle the position of Arch Bishop to that of 'Grand...

BREAKING: Anal sex now considered losing your virginity. Priests walk.

Before the one biblical loophole to having sex outside of marriage was to go through the back door. But the leaders of Christianity have...

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PROOF: Atheists faith in God triples when exposed to facebook memes.

When exposed to positive Christian messages and memes on facebook, an Atheists faith in God triples to what it once was. A study was done...

Found: the key holder that teen Jesus made in shop class is proof of God.

The key holder Jesus made for his imaginary father in high school has been discovered in an archeological dig in Nazareth and is...

Bohemian Rhapsody banned in Georgia unless Islamic lyrics altered.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a song by the British rock band Queen. It was written by Freddie Mercury for the band's 1975 album A Night at the...

Anarchy as Flat Earth dome halts Christians ascent during the rapture.

The Flat Earth dome that covers the world is preventing raptured Christians from reaching heaven and being with Jesus Christ. When the...