Because of a global pandemic and lack of church attendants, there still has to be a way that the church will get their money. Houston, TX. God needs money, and a global pandemic isn't going to stop him. Yesterday Pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church sent a message to all the congregation that couldn't make it to his church because of Covid-19, that you should still donate money through online portals like Paypal or through apps like Zelle or Venmo. "There is no reason you sh

The landscape of Houston has changed once again with the adoption of Giant Prayer Robots roaming the city to remind you to pray to the Lord Jesus Christ. In an attempt to make Houston the holiest city in the United States, it has become the first city to be overrun by giant prayer robots to remind people politely to pray to the Lord Jesus Christ. At a cost of $4B each to taxpayers, Houston has acquired 14 of them. Even though Houston hasn't fully recovered from the flooding f